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 | | Subject: HLW TV #25 Tue Jul 07, 2020 11:06 pm | |
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(Opening Video plays showing classic HLW scenes with a grainy video. Then switches to HD video showing clips of the new roster of HLW. This is playing to a remixed version of Public Enemy's 'Bring The Noise'. The Video ends with a scene of Paul Orndorff holding up the HLW Heavyweight title from Parade of Champions '11.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPV6PFy2t9M
Cole: Hello Wrestling Fans. Welcome to High Level Wrestling. I'm your host Michael Cole along with Steve Lombardi & the star of Anger Management(is that still on the air?), Charlie Sheen. We are all talking about the happenings from Monster Mash. Talk about High Level!
Lombardi: Stop kissing tail, Cole. The biggest story is the implosion of the League.
Sheen: Yes Cole my show is still on the air. As for the League, I can't wait to hear from both sides of this split. And where does Teddy Long stand?
Cole: That is a question many are asking. On tonight's show we will see the return to HLW TV of The Superfly, Jimmy Snuka and in our main event. HLW Cruiserweight Champion Austin Aries will defend that title against Joel Maximo.
(Out to the ring comes HLW Heavyweight Champion, "Mr Wonderful" Paul Orndorff to a chorus of boos except for a small scetion of fans all wearing Uprising gear.)
Orndorff: Go ahead! Boo me all you want! You're all jealous of Mr Wonderful. I came out here alone tonight. Just like at Monster Mash. To show you all I don't need anyone to be dominate. What's Tanahashi's excuse now? I've beaten them all! Mascaras, Tanahashi, Generico, Walker, Nakamura, Henry. They all got dropped on their heads in the middle of this ring.
(Fans are chanting "Yuji".)
Orndorff: Go ahead! Send him out! Oh...that's right, he's at home with a broken ankle. He couldn't get by Kurt Angle without getting crippled. Imagine what I would do to him. I have no one left to face. Its time to set my sights on Tully Blanchard and the World Title.
(Out comes Santino Marella.)
Santino: You need a challenger? You have never beaten me.
(Orndorff is openly laughing.)
Orndorff: No. I haven't. Because everyone else has. Please don't make a fool of yourself. Why would I put this belt on the line against you?
Santino: You don't have to. Face me in a Non-Title match tonight. If I win then I get a shot.
Orndorff: You have no chance but I'm a giving champion. These people here want to see Mr Wonderful in action. Its the right thing to do...And I always do the right thing.
Cole: This is ridiculous! Santino Marella? What's next Frank Williams? Lets send it to the ring and Kim.
Kim K: This is our opening Match!
Kaz Hayashi
Japan
210 Lbs
-------vs--------
Mark Henry w/ MVP, New Jack & Cameron
Sisbee, TX
412 Lbs
(Kaz had no chance. A complete destruction ending with the World's Strongest Slam.)
Winner: Mark Henry
(After the match MVP enters the ring with a mic along with his group.)
MVP: Here we are the next generation of the N**** League. (Negro was bleeped by Network.) Finally we are going to do what those losers couldn't. And that's rule this damn business. Blanchard, Guerreros, Demolition. You all better be on notice. The League is coming.
Cole: So is that it? They are the new League now?
Sheen: I'm not so sure I would take whatever MVP says as gospel.
Lombardi: I'm sure Ron Killings and his group may have something to say about that. Plus what about Teddy Long?
Cole: Well Long is the guest in this week's edition of High Level Chat with Abraham Washington. Hopefully we will get some answers there.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns backstage with Kristal and Joe Park.)
Kristal: This has to be sme sort of harrassment. Why can't you let me just do my job?
Park: If you were any good at it we would. And if you didn't have a contract you wouldve been replaced by now. As it is the Network is not happy with yur choice of wardrobe for these segments. Here put this on...that's better.
You have got to be kidding me. Fans as you know HLW's biggest show of the year is coming. That's right. Hell-iday Cheer '12. Coming from the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, NY. We have only one match signed so far. Chris Candido will face my guest right now, Konnan. This match will be a Street Fight.
Konnan: Hola ye Mamacita! That's right Kristal. Me and Candido have fought twice. He won once and I won once. So lets settle it in a Street fight Holmes. You and your boys love running your mouths when you not running from a fight. so in Crooklyn we gonna see who's really gangsta up in the H**d. (Hood is bleeped)
Kristal: Right now I have with me Ron Killings. Ron you heard what MVP had to say earlier. Your response?
Killings: Response? You aint gettin no response. Cause I aint gonna be responsible for what I do to dem boys when we see dem again. Yeah dats right, we. Me Kofi,Naomi & Sweet. We the League. Everybody knows that. Teddy know it too. Your time is coming MVP count on dat bein da Truth!
Kristal: Hoo boy this is gettin serious. Back to ringside.
(Camera switches back to ringside)
Cole: This League war is really startig to perculate guys.
Lombardi: Definitely. But what about the big announcement? Hell-iday Cheer is coming to my town!
Sheen: Candido vs Konnan in a Street Fight? That could headline any show in the country!
Big E Langston
Brooklyn, NY
280 Lbs
----------vs---------
"The Superfly" Jimmy Snuka
Fiji Islands
258 Lbs
Theme song: The People- Common
(Big E uses his extreme power to pound on the HLW veteran. But Jimmy fights back using chops and head butts. After a big Suplex Jimmy goes up top to the fans delight. He hits the Superfly Death Leap. 1.. 2.. 3!)
Winner: The Superfly Jimmy Snuka
Lombardi: Superfly as popular as ever.
Sheen: The fans love him. His opponents definitely do not.
Cole: I never liked him. Seems like a bit of a show-off. Fans we'll return with more great action.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns backstage where we see Joe Park talking to Jack Tunney.)
Park: Listen Tunney. I know with your boss having gone AWOL you have been running things but the Network is insistant on this. They need a guy with class that can bring in a different demographic. Ahh here he is now.
Park: On behalf of the Network, welcome to HLW, Alberto.
ADR: Yes well with the money your paying me. The pleasure is mine. Who are you, viejo?
Tunney: I'm the General Manager, Mr Del Rio. I'm the boss around here.
ADR: Tu eres el hefe? Mira me, tu es nada par Alberto Del Rio. Comprende? NADA!
(Over walks El Generico. He sees Alberto and extends a hand.)
Generico: Hola.
ADR: ¿Quién es ese imbécil? (Alberto walks off)
Generico: uhh... Ole?
(Camera returns to ringside)
Cole: Welcome Back folks. Its time for the Network's Champion Challenge.
Lombardi: I hate to admit it but this has been a good idea by the Network. Bringing in other champions from around the UWF.
Sheen: Its quite a risk coming here to a rival promotion and putting their title on the line.
Nigel McGuinness
WLW Junior Champion
225 Lbs
England
--------vs---------
Homie
205 Lbs
Brooklyn, NY
(When the former Homicide hears his name. He barks at Kim who scurries out the ring. He is still yelling at her when Nigel attacks from behind. McGuinness works mostly on the shoulder of the challenger. He locks on a Short Arms Scissors. Homicide gets to the ropes for the break. Nigel goes for a roaring Elbow but Homicide ducks it and sends Nigel to the floor. Homie hits the ropes and nails a Tope con Hilo on the floor. Fans are chanting "This is Hood".
Homicide tosses him back in. He enters and hits a Running Lariat. He grabs the dazed Nigel and delivers a Sitout Double Underhook Powerbomb. 1.. 2.. NO. Homicide looks to apply the STF. But Nigel is fighting it from being locked in. He rakes the eyes of Homie. Then Nigel nails a Flowing DDT. He pauses for Homicide to start to rise then hits the ropes for the Jawbreaker Lariat.
But Homicide blocks it! He lands a low kick and hits the Ace Crusher! He covers 1.. 2..
NOOOOO!!! Homicide can't believe it. He signals to the crowd its over. He positions Nigel for the Da Gringo Killa. Somehow Nigel floats over....Jawbreaker Lariat!!! He covers 1.. 2.. 3!)
Winner & STILL Champion: Nigel McGuinness
(Camera switches to ringside.)
Cole: HLW fails again in another challenge.
Sheen: The only failure here is you, Cole. Homie came within a whisker of winning that belt.
Lombardi: I refuse to call that man "Homie" its insulting.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns to the set of High Level Chat.)
AW: Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. Welcome to the show. Lots of wild stuff happening in the UWF. We saw the reopening of Battle Queens and a Cage match between Lita & Kelly Kelly. 2 women in a cage...I can see the dollar bills being stuck thru the holes now...
AW: Over in OPW, Bob Backlund has become their champion. I saw Bob Election night. He was not a happy camper. In fact he now asks people to name people who deserved to be president to get an autograph. I'll give you guys a hint. Leave Obama off the list. Ha Ha ok time for our guest. I'm sure we all want to ear from him. Mr Teddy Long.
Long: Abe....
AW: Teddy, lets get right to it. What the heck is going on?
Long: Man Abe...this is some real crazy stuff right now. Fact is when you deal with many "A" Type personalities they eventually will clash. What happened here is MVP didn't lke that Ron was the senior member in the League. and at Monster Mash everyone took sides.
AW: I think it was more than that. it seemed the ones who picked sides was MVP's group. Cameron went as far as to cost Naomi the Ladie's title.
Long: There was a lot of things that were very bad that night. It seems they lost the message of the League. The problem of our people is that we have no solidarity. Which allows others to take advantage. The League was formed to change that.
AW: OK Million dollar Question. Which side is the League. Who are you siding with?
Long: Both sides have a legitimate claim. I feel this needs to be decided in the ring. So at Hell-iday Cheer I propose both sides face off. And I will give my endorsement to the winner. The losing team must give up all claims to the name.
AW: That sounds like a great idea. I look forward to seeing this. Thanks for coming on Teddy.
Long: No thank you Abe. You have always given us a fair shot. Now I'm giving these 2 teams one as well.
AW: Back to you Cole.
(Camera returns to ringside)
Cole: Talk about playing both sides.
Lombardi: He was pretty non-committal. But if you listen closely I think he places the blame on MVP.
Sheen: Thats who I feel is to blame. These guys were on the verge of the World 6-Man titles until he started skwakwing.
Cole: You certainly know about skwawking, Charlie. Now its time for our champuion to hit the ring.
Santino Marella
Calabria, Italy
233 Lbs
----------vs------------
"Mr Wonderful" Paul Orndorff
HLW Heavyweight Champion
255 Lbs
Tampa, FL
Theme Music: Down With The Sickness- Disturbed
(Orndorff is smirking. You can tell he doesn't take this sewriously. Bell rings and he catches Santino with a right to the eye. Orndorff slams him dow and drops a knee. He gets up and poses to the crowd. He sends Marella into the ropes ad delivers a back body drop. Then as Santino rises Paul nails him with a clothesline. He grabs him for the Piledriver but Santino does a double Leg and rolls him up for a 2 count. Orndorff is shocked. Santino hits a dropkick. Then an Atomic Drop. He hits the ropes and nails a Diving Headbutt. 1.. 2..
No! Orndorff kicks out. Santino Santino hits his Arm drag slam. The fans are loving this. He pulls off a Tornado DDT. He covers again 1.. 2.. NOOOO!!! Santino pulls him up and Paul jabs a thumb to the eye of Marella. Paul Hits a big forearm Uppercut. Paul executes a hanging Suplex. He follows with a Fistdrop.The smirk is gone now as the champ is stomping Santino in the corner. Santino is n queer street. Orndorff winds his arm then hits the ropes for another clothesline. Santino does a split to evade the blow then rolls him up! 1.. 2..
3!)
Winner: Santino Marella
(Orndorff is livid. Santino quickly rolls out the ring as the fans are cheering. Santino points up at Paul and makes the hand signal of the belt on his waist.)
Cole: I can't believe t! Miracles do exist. Santino has pinned the champion..
Sheen: Good for him! Orndorff has been so full of himself. He needed a wake-up call.
Lombardi: I'm just speechless. I really didn't gine Santino much of a chance. Now he has earned himself a title shot. You have to wonder if he just got i Orndorff's head.
Cole: I think what we saw was a fluke. When we return, its Austin Aries vs Joel Maximo.
(Ad is shown for HELL-IDAY CHEER coming December 28th.)
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns backstage with Funaki.)
Park: Excuse me Funaki?
Funaki: Yes?
Park I regret to inform you that the Network has decided to discontinue your current working relationship. They wish you well in your future endeavors.
funaki: uhhh what?
Park: You're fired. Sayonara. Lee? Come on in. Don't screw this up.
(you see security come over to escort the shocked Funaki from the building.)
Marshall: Ladies and Gentlemen. I am Lee Marshall and I have with me at this time, the HLW Tag Team Champions, Psycho Sid & Deranged Dan, The Skyscrapers alongside their manager, Bill Alphonso. Gentlemen?
Alphonso: We see that Hell-iday Cheer is coming. Well were putting out an open challenge. Anyone who wants a shot step up, daddy. The Skyscrapers need some challenges before we get back to starting our 4th World Title reign. So if any of you out there feel Lucky. Sign your name on the dotted line. Just make sure you qualify for Obamacare!
Marshall: The gauntlet has been dropped. Now please step in here Chris Candido. Chris at Hell-iday Cheer, you're in a Street Fight with Konnan.
Candido: A street fight? Really? So Konnan can't beat me in a wrestling match. He thinks he will fare better in a street fight. Typical gangbanger. But you see Konnan, while I am a WRESTLER. I am never afraid of a fight! So I'm going to ring in the new year by whipping you like an over stuffed pinata. The Uprising has had enough of you and your lil chicano buddies. Hell-iday Cheer we send you all packing.
Marshall: Its all about Hell-iday Cheer. You don't want to miss it.
(Camera switches to ringside.)
Cole: Time for our Main Event, gentlemen.
Lombardi: I spoke to Aries before the show. All the man could talk about was how he was robbed at Monster Mash.
Sheen: It really looked like he had Eric Embry where he wanted him. But somehow Embry once again escaped with the belt.
Kim K: This is our Main Event! It is for the HLW Cruiserweight Championship!
Joel Maximo
195 Lbs
Brooklyn, NY
----------vs---------
Austin Aries
HLW Cruiserweight Champion
210 Lbs
Milwaukee, WI
(Joel comes out fighting. He hits a few arm drags and a flying knee. Taking Aries to the corner. Maximo lays in some big chops. He sends him to the opposite corner but Aries reverses and sends him in. Then he hits the IED. Aries is all ver Joel choking him on the middle rope. While this is happenening he is yelling."Are you watching, Eric? You're next!" Aries hits a Suplex dropping Joel in the middle of the ring. Aries again calls for Embry before nailing his Powerdrive Elbow.
Aries is slapping at the head of Joel. Taunting him, He hooks him for the Brainbuster. But Joel turns it into a Small Package! 1.. 2..
NOOOO!!!! Austin kicks out. Joel hits a Side Slam then hits a Flipping Legdrop. He covers for another 2. Joel goes to the 2nd rope. Tornado DDT attempt but Austin throws him off the kicks him right in the face. He hooks Joel then yells out "Embry". He hits the Brainbuster then locks on the Texas Cloverleaf. He is snarling as Maximo taps.)
Winner & STILL Champion: Austin Aries
Cole: Aries with a decisive victory.
Lombardi: This was a message to one Eric Embry. Austin is not going away.
Sheen: I hope to see those 2 in the ring once more. Aries could very well be the next World Junior Heavyweight Champ.
Cole: I think you could be right Charlie. But for tonight that's all the time we have. For Steve Lombardi & Charlie Sheen, I'm Michael Cole, Good night.
Sheen: WINNING | |
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