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 | | Subject: HLW TV #24 Tue Jul 07, 2020 10:56 pm | |
| DARK MATCHES:
1. Steven James defeats Frank Williams (Missile Dropkick)
2. Al Perez defeats Blue Meanie (Airplane Spin)
(Opening Video plays showing classic HLW scenes with a grainy video. Then switches to HD video showing clips of the new roster of HLW. This is playing to a remixed version of Public Enemy's 'Bring The Noise'. The Video ends with a scene of Paul Orndorff holding up the HLW Heavyweight title from Parade of Champions '11.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPV6PFy2t9M
(A video package plays showing highlights from the top matches from City Heat. Ending with showing Kurt Angle and Yuji Nagata being stretchered out the arena. Then we see the fans in attendance. the camera stops on UWF World Junior heavyweight Champion, Eric Embry. Sitting front row drinking a diet coke and eating a hot dog.)
Cole: Hello Wrestling Fans. Welcome to High Level Wrestling. I'm your host Michael Cole also here is Steve Lombardi & the star of Anger Management, Charlie Sheen. We are back from our Summer break and dealing with the Aftermath of City Heat.
Lombardi: The world is talking about the I Quit Match with Angle & Yuji Nagata. Absolutley the most violent match in HLW history.
Sheen: Will either man ever be the same? Let's not forget how The Skyscrapers failed to regain the World Tag Team Championship.
Cole: The Skyscrapers will be here tonight. Their manager Bill Alphonzo has been very quiet as of late. That makes me nervous. In our Main event is a rematch from City Heat. Chris Candido the leader of The Uprising will face once again the man who defeated him, Konnan.
(Out to the ring comes Joe Park. Fans are booing. He glares at them and shakes his head in disgust. He grabs a mic.)
Park: Maybe the network needs to replace the unruly fans here too! Its time for our Champion Challenge.
(Before he can finish out comes the HLW Cruiserweight Champion, Austin Aries.)
Aries: No need to finish, Park. I'm here and Embry is right there. now get in the ring I want my title shot I earned.
Park: You earned that shot. But Its not happening today. That's why Mr Embry is here. He has agreed to face you at MONSTER MASH next month.
Aries: Next Month? What kind of chicken shit is that? I am the greatest man that Ever lived. Once he gets in the ring I'll be the greatest World Champion Ever. Enough is enough. How many times are you gonna face Luke Robinson? Stop ducking me chump.
(Aries is now out the ring standing in front of Embry, who seems more interested in his hot dog. As Aries turns to the ring to raise his arms in disgust. When he turns back Eric slaps him with the hot dog. Aries jumps the railing attacking Embry. Security quickly steps in and drags Aries away. Security also is escorting the champion out the arena.)
Park: Now that that's over. In our Champion Challenge this week. the Battle Queens Tag Team champions are here. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you The Canadian Ninjas. Their opponents are Naomi & Cameron.
Kim K: This is our opening Match!
Canadian Ninjas(Nicole Matthews & Portia Perez)
Battle Queens Tag Team Champions
Canada
-------vs--------
Naomi & Cameron w/Teddy Long
Orlando, FL
(Naomi and Cameron are really on their game tonight. They have answers to everything the Ninjas throw at them. Cameron hits a Neckbreaker. She covers Perez for 2. The ninjas soon take over on Cameron and work her over. Naomi makes a save a few times. Eventually Cameron makes a hot tag and Naomi is clearing house She hits the Booty Call on Nicole but she rolls out the ring. Naomi delivers a DDT on Portia. she signals for her finisher but Cameron tags herself in and grabs Portia by the hair. Referee is telling a shocked Naomi to leave the ring. Nicole comes in and wallops Cameron with belt. The ref turns around to see Perez with the cover and counts 3.)
Winner: Canadian Ninjas
(After the match Naomi is visibly upset and is complaining to Teddy Long. who looks frustrated as well.)
Cole: The Ninjas do it again. They are a tough team.
Sheen: They're a sneaky team...but that works too.
Lombardi: Once again the League are not on the same page. This is coming to a head soon.
Cole: Fans we'll be back.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns backstage with Funaki.)
Funaki: Hewo. I am Funaki. Coming on Hawoween Night. It is MONSTA MASH. We have 1 match announced so far. Ewic Embry defends his Wold Title against Austin Awies. Austin?
Aries: Jeez dude. You sound robotic. Keep up with those speech therapy classes. Eric Embry, are you really so delusional not to know you don't grab a tiger by the tail? I'm A Double. You...you're Double Wide. You want to wait till Halloween? Figured you would want to go off in a disguise collecting candy....Oh I forgot....you're already in a costume. You're pretending to be a World Champion. Well Halloween night will be the end of that dream. I'll be the Junior Heavyweight Champion of the world....And you'll be another fat kid who ate too much candy.
Funaki: Here we have HLW Newcomer, Kenny King. welcome Kenny.
King: That's right, Funaki. the King is in the Hood. Something I've wanted to do for a long time...
(Park walks over.)
Park: Mr King, on behalf of the network we welcome you to HLW. But I must remind you we are NOT the "Hood". This is High Level Wrestling. We expect you to conduct yourself on this program in a way that is befitting the title of "High Level". Or you may find yourself off the air. Thanks, I'm sure you understand.
(Park walks off)
Funaki: Aho..
King: Haha! I hear you, Funaki. I speak a little Japanese myself.
(Camera switches back to ringside)
Cole: Why is it so hard for everyone to do what the network wants? I do it.
Lombardi: Because you're a stooge hired by the Network. But let's talk about the HLW Tag Team Champions.
Sheen: The 3 Time World Champions. They have been quiet since losing their titles. Before then they were on a crazy schedule. I think it was just a Matter of time before they slipped.
Kaz Hayashi & Super Calo
402 Lbs
Japan & Mexico
----------vs---------
The Skyscrapers w/Bill Alphonso
3 Time World Tag Team Champions
HLW World Tag Team Champions
595Lbs
Metropolis
Theme Music: I'm So Sick- Flyleaf
(I'd like to say Kaz & Calo gave them a good match but that would be a lie. Its all Skyscrapers. Sid is sporting a beard is seems a lot less manic than usual. Spivey is his usual sadistic self. In the end they hit a Double Powerbomb on Calo. As Spivey makes the cover. 1.. 2.. 3.)
Winners: The Skyscrapers
(Afterwards Alphonso grabs a mic.)
Alphonso: UWF...HLW...Mexico...Japan....Great Britain. None of you are safe. These 2 men are not less dangerous now. There MORE. Now we don't have UWF officials trying to contain us. Los Banditos we have not forgotten about you. You are due a whooping of a lifetime. But before we do that we have another loose end to take care of. Lords of Chaos. Its time to find out just who is the greatest team in the history of the sport, daddy. Nothing got settled in Canada. we'll be seeing you...soon.
Lombardi: Looks like this was a message.
Sheen: I would not want these men looking for me.
Cole: Lords of Chaos, I'm sure will hear this and respond in kind.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Cole: Welcome Back folks. Up next we will see one of the League in action as MVP takes on The Human Tornado.
Lombardi: The League has a lot of in-fighting and it seems MVP has been at the center of it.
Sheen: Too many Egos with a group that large in my opinion. Ron Killings and MVP have been fighting for leadership of this group.
Human Tornado
181 Lbs
Hollywood, AL
--------vs---------
MVP w/Teddy Long
252 Lbs
Miami, FL
(HT comes to the ring dancing and having fun with the live crowd. He is pearl harbored by MVP, who looks like he is trying to prove a point. He hits the Drive By kick. HT is out on his feet. MVP hits a few Knee lifts then hits the Playmaker. Its an easy 3 count.)
Winner: MVP
(MVP has a mic.)
MVP: Teddy...At City Heat we lost our final Shot at the 6-Man titles. All because of "Your Boy" Ron Killings. You need to promote MVP to the top ma in this outfit. I'm a superstar. I can't be dragged down by losers like Ron killings....
(From out the back comes Ron Killings. His eyes are wide and you can see him muttering to himself.)
Killings: Boy...you gone lost your mind. We had the Riot squad beaten in the ring. it was your selfishness that cost us that match. You are starving for the spotlight. That's not what the league is about. We work together!
MVP: Right....as long as its behind you? You had your chance to lead but you failed. It' MY time!
Killings: Is that what you feel? I-Ight homeboy. Let's do this. Next week you vs me and we'll see just who should be the main dog in this house!
MVP: You on, son. Next week you finally get put down.
(Camera switches to ringside.)
Cole: Well guys? Its on for next week. What do you think?
Sheen: This had to happen after what happened at CITY HEAT.
Lombardi: The question in my mind is how will this affect the other members of the League?
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns to the set of High Level Chat.)
AW: Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. Welcome to the show. I hope everyone enjoyed their Summer. I just got back from vacation myself. I get back to see 4 promotions entered the UWF! We're yall waiting for me to leave? I was like Whoa. Battle Queens is back. Always good to see the Ladies getting work. Lita has really made a quick name for herself. Well she has a lot of quick names if you know what I mean.
AW: What about Pro Wrestling Scandinavia? Gotta love having more international flavor here in the UWF. But to be honest...Where the heck is Scandinavia? Is that like on top of a mountain peak or something? That must be some igloo they're holding shows at! Ha ha. Ok on to this week's guest. He is the HLW Heavyweight Champion who once again defended his title successsfully at CITY HEAT,. Welcome Mr Wonderful Paul Orndorff. Welcome sir.
Orndorff: They haven't cancelled you yet?
AW: Hey maaaan...Don't jinx me! Some would say the same about your title run. At CITY HEAT you defeated Hiroshi Tanahashi. With a little help from the The Uprising.
Orndorff: You see that's what's wrong with media? You guys want to make up your own stories and just act like its truth. I beat Tanahshi in the center of the ring with the Piledriver.
AW: Are you saying the kings of Wrestling didn't involve themselves?
Orndorff: They were there to cheer me on, to show some support. Tanahashi needs excuses for his short comings. But Mr Wonderful never does. You see I have beaten them all? Black Tiger, Mascaras, Generico, Nakamura, Walker, Mark Henry, Tanahashi Where are they now? Where's your hero Yuji Nagata? I'll face him right now!
AW: The guy has a broken ankle who know how long before he returns? This is who the Heavyweight Champion challenges? Well one thing I know and I'm sure you do too. Is that General Manager Jack Tunney has signed you and Tanahashi for a rematch next week here o HLW TV. furthermore the Uprising are banned from ringside. Your thoughts?
Orndorff: Yeah..he got a rematch. Even though I pinned him clean. but he cried to the officials. So to set things straight, I granted him the rematch. Its the right thing to do....And I ALWAYS do the right thing! But Tanahashi after I pin you again..and I will. You're done. No more crying....well...except if its from the whipping I give you.
AW: Well champ, we look forward to this match. Thanks for coming on.
Orndorff: Don't flatter yourself. i only come here because Mr Park tells us how much higher your ratings are when The Uprising appears. So...you're welcome.
AW: Back to you Cole.
(Camera returns to ringside)
Cole: That's our Heavyweight champ, setting the record straight.
Lombardi: One thing he is right about is how he is eliminating all challengers. Hopefully Tanahashi, who is set for action, can step up here next week.
Sheen: Well with The Uprising banned from ringside. He has a great shot.
Cole: How can we get you banned, Charlie?
Sheen: Well i could dress up like yu and walk into the men's locker room...that would get me banned for sure!
Cole: Real funny. Let's send it to the ring.
Sweet Brown Sugar w/Teddy Long
Tennessee
220 Lbs
----------vs------------
Hiroshi Tanahashi
234 Lbs
Japan
(Both men came to fight. SBS hits a well executed Rusian Leg Sweep for a 2 count. Tanahashi locks on a Sharpshooter but SBS makes the ropes. A distraction by Long helps SBS get the upperhand again. He hits a Brainbuster and climbs the ropes. He comes off with his Top Rope Dropkicick But Hiro is able to evade it. He hits a Flying Necktie. He has SBS up again...Sling Blade! SBS is down Tana goes up and hits the High Fly Flow for the win.)
Winner: Hiroshi Tanahashi
Cole: Tanahashi gets some momentum headed into the title match next week.
Sheen: I got a good feeling about this. I think we are seeing our next Champion.
Lombardi: Well if he hits his Frog Splash Finisher. I think we will see a new champion crowned.
Cole: "IF", What will more likely happen is he getting dropped on his head again. When we return its Candido vs Konnan!
(Ad is shown for MONSTER MASH coming October 31st.)
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns backstage with Kristal.)
Kristal: This is Correspondent Kristal Marshall. October 31st will be MONSTER MASH '12. On that card Eric Embry will defend the World Junior Heavyweight Championship against Austin Aries. Also the Skyscrapers will defend their HLW Tag Team Championship against a winner of a Tag Team Battle Royal that same night. In that battle royale are these men, LAX.
Homicide: That's right Chica! The Skyscrapers are 2 big Bendejos. They need to be taken out. Thats what Hernandez and Homicide are ready to do.
(Out comes Joseph Park)
Park: Excuse me gentlemen. But the Network has informed me that you can no longer go by thename "Homicide" on TV. It is definitely NOT the type of image we are looking to put forth to our audience.
Homicide: What are you talking about Cabron? That's my name, yo!
Park: I understand but we have a way to Shorten it! Now you will be called Homey!
(We hear Kristal snickering)
Homicide: Homey??? You said Homey? Like the clown? If you don't get out of here right now. The network is gonna next see you on he back of a milk carton.
Hernandez: Mueve te, Bruto!!!
(Joe Park adjusts his glasses and leaves in a huff. Kristal is trying hold back from laughing.)
Kristal: Uhhh Back to ringside.
(Camera switches to ringside.)
Cole: Time for our Main Event, gentlemen.
Lombardi: At CITY HEAT Konnan got the win on Candido after LAX stopped the rest of Uprising from interfering.
Sheen: It was a big feather in the sombrero of Konnan.
Kim K: This is our Main Event!
Konnan
266 Lbs
Mexico
----------vs---------
"OOH AH AH AH AH!!!"
(Disturbed"s Down with the Sickness blares & Out comes The Uprising, (Chris Candido & The Kings of Wrestling.) Candido has the mic.)
Candido: Konnan...ese? We are the Uprising. we are the ones that make things happen here in HLW. You...you're just another day laborer looking for a handout. Well today is your lucky day. I got one for you. Today I'm handing out beatings. Come get yours!
(The bell rings and they go right at it. neither man has any love lost for the other. and things quickly spill out the ring. to their credit the KOW keep their distance as Candido is throw into the ring steps. Konnan plays to the crowd which is about 70% in his corner. There is one fan in an Uprising T-Shirt giving Konnan grief but Konnan gives him the middle finger and tosses Chris back into the ring.
Chris kicks Konnan low and the hits a series of right crosses taking the Mexican superstar to the mat. Candido applies a Modified Camel clutch. Konnan is writhing in pain but does not quit. He continues to torque on the hod but konnan is able to slowly crawl forward towards the ropes. Before he gets there Chris releases and pulls Konnan back toward the center. the reapplies the hold again. konnan looks like he may tap. But he again slowly pulls himself forward towards a ropes break. Once again Candido releases to drag konnan back but this time Konnan was ready. he rolls him up into a Small package!!! 1.. 2..
NOOOO!!! Candido kicks out. Konnan hits the ropes and nails the Rolling Lariat. Then hits a one-handed Bulldog. Claudio jumps on the apron but is met with a right hand for his trouble as he falls back onto Chris Hero. He yells out "187" as he gets ready for his Cradle DDT. He grabs at Chris who jabs a thumb in his eye then rolls him up from behind he has a handful of shorts but Referee Marella doesn't see it. 1.. 2.. 3!)
Winner: Chris Candido
Cole: What a great win for Chris Candido.
Lombardi: Are you serious? What's great about taking a short cut?
Sheen: Well, short cut or not. Candido does get revenge for CITY HEAT.
Cole: Charlie, For once you are right. All that matters is that the record books will say Candido pinned Konnan here tonight. Well that's our show. Fans tune in next week. As we have Orndorff vs Tanahashi!
Sheen: And Tanahashi will be like me......WINNING | |
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