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 | | Subject: PNW TV #7: Crossed Wires Tue Jul 07, 2020 10:09 pm | |
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(Scenes are shown from last sghow where Rip Oliver was attacked by The Embassy and the debut f Bad Intentions to make the save.)
Saxton: Hello everyone Welcome to Pacific Northwest Wrestling! I'm Byron Saxton as you just saw My usual partner Rip Oliver was brutally attacked. H e will not be here but instead I want to welcome Sir William Regal. Mr Regal we are here in the aftermath of Tag Wars'12.
Regal: You may call me William or Sir William if you must. Tag Wars was a exemplary show.
Saxton: That it was. We saw Sweet n Sour Inc. Come away with the belts as the team of Johnny Curtis and Derrick Bateman defeated The Uso's in the finals of the championship tournament.
Regal: I saw Larry Sweeney earlier in the back. He is already talking about The World Championship currently held by the Skyscrapers. I think the man is a bit daft. Why would anyone want anything to do with that horror Show.?
Saxton: In our Main Event tonight. It will be the the team of Adam Pearce & Dean Ambrose facing the team of Willie Mack & Billy Jack Haynes. Plus the return of Johnny Gargano. All that and more.
(Camera switches to the ring.)
Finkel: This is our opening contest!
"Jumping" Jeff Farmer vs Raven
(Jeff is looking for some payback for Raven giving him a DDT at Tag Wars. He hits a dropkick on Raven and jumps up pumping his fist to the crowd in celebration. Walking down to ringside is Raquel Diaz ofr the Ascension. Farmer meanwhile goes for another dropkick but Raven swats him away. He looks down at Raquel who is applauding. Jeff uses this momentarily lapse in concentration to go for a Reverse Sunset. But Raven hooks the ropes and Farmer falls on his back as he gets up he is met with a kick and an Even Flow DDT. He covers while curiously eyeing Raquel.)
Winner: Raven
Saxton: The enigmatic Raven defeats the hapless Jeff Farmer.
Regal: This young man Farmer, is it? He is just dreadful. I knew his grandfather. He was known counterfeiter. I asked how he got into such a business. He told me he saw an ad that said "make money at home".
Saxton: Maria is in the ring.
Maria: Raven, another win for you. The fans seem to be behind you. Is that something you enjoy?
Raven: Well it's something I'm not used to but...
(In comes Raquel. She walks up to Raven and holds her arms out her side, emulating Raven's famous pose.)
Maria: Ummm Raquel?
Raquel: The prophecy comes true. The Ascension will be joined by their leader, completing the Four and then we will rise!
Raven: I do not know what you speak of. But I want no part of it. I came here to find myself not to be involved in the darkness again.
Raquel: You can not escape your destiny. Embrace the darkness or be consumed by it.
Raven: My destiny is my own. Quote the Raven.........NEVERMORE!
(Raven leaves the ring as Raquel watches him leave and laughs.)
Commercial for Skittles plays
(Show returns Backstage with GM Paul Heyman on his cell phone.)
Heyman: What do you want me to do? I've tried to help him best I can....Yes I promised, but.....fine. I'll see what I can do.
(The Embassy's Barrister R.D. Evans walks in.)
R.D. Evans: Mr. Heyman, a moment?
Heyman: Quickly.
Evans: Prince Nana wants to know what are you going to do about those ruffians that attacked us last week and then caused to be eliminated from Tag Wars?
Heyman: You mean Bad Intentions? Oh I have a punishment for them. I'm going to have them get taught a lesson in the ring.
Evans: Excellent!
Heyman: Yes by your 2 men.
Evans: Wait...WHAT?!
Heyman: Next week it's Bad Intentions vs The Embassy right here. Now get out!
Evans: But....but
(Show returns to ringside.)
Johnny Gargano vs Shiloh Jonze
(Basic offense from Shiloh. But Gargano seems a little more intense than usual. He whips Jonze face first into the buckle, then hits a running Double High Knee to the back. Then he hits a Reverse STO. He applies the UD Lock(Cross Legged Boston Crab). Shiloh taps.
Winner: Johnny Gargano
Saxton: Succesful return for the Avenue Rat, Gargano,
Regal: Ave rat you say? Reminds me of my 3rd wife.
Maria: Johnny, welcome back to PNW TV.
Gargano: Welcome Back? Really? I never left! But the Crooked Powers that be here were trying to silence me and the movement by keeping me off TV. But I'm not shutting up. The people know the truth. Its time to give wrestling back to WRESTLERS. Occupy PNW is not a faze. First you get one of us then another. Then it's a MOVEMENT! Tell me Maria are you ready to change the landscapoe here?
Maria: well...I uh...
Gargano: ANSWER ME!!!!
(Out comes Jay Lethal in street clothes.)
Lethal: Listen up Johnny! Watch how you speak to Maria. You got beef take it up with someone your own size. Look you talk about how you're homeless. How it's the Powers That be fault! Are things messed up? Maybe. But you have a chance to change things. You're here in PNW, Win some matches get a Title. Make some money! Get a damned Apartment. Did Frodo give up when things got tough? Did he "Occupy the Shire"? No he went to Mordor and fixed things. So you know the game of life. It's NOT fair. I understand your frustration but what does it change? But doing this "Occupy PNW" Do you think the "Powers" care? Their laughing at you. That's not the way to change things. Stop feeling sorry for yourself. You are a talented wrestler. Use that skill to show he world who you are. Thats how you make a change.
(Gargano has head down listening hard to the words of Jay Lethal.)
Gargano: Maybe...Maybe I've been doing this all wrong. (He extends his hand to Jay. He goes to shake it and Gargano kicks him square in the crotch,)
Gargano: You idiot! Frodo!!?? You think this is a F**king fairy Tale!
(Gargano hits the ropes and delivers a sliding Lariat to the kneeling Lethal.)
Gargano: I was doing it wrong. I was telling you my frustrations. Now I'll show you.
(Gargano leaves ring with Maria checking up on Jay.)
Saxton: That was a disgusting display! What is wrong with this guy?
Regal: The young man seems unhinged. This is the problem with many of today's generation. They blame everyone else for their problems. Then when confronted throw tantrums like a contentious child.
Saxton: Fans we'll be back.
(A video plays with bagpipes playing in the background. These words come across the screen. "IN 2 Weeks....HELL COMES TO P-TOWN!)
Commercial for Starbucks Coffee plays
(Show returns to ringside)
Saxton: Well Sir William up next is someone making their PNW debut, Ryback.
Regal: I admit to not knowing much about the man. Other than he is one powerful individual.
Bryan Alvarez vs Ryback
(Ryback enters to his generic music. He is immense. Once in the ring you can see Alvarez swallow hard. The bell rings and he dropkicks the muscular Ryback but he doesn't move. Bryan gulps again and attacks with Elbow shots but again Ryback is unfazed. He grabs Bryan and does a Double Throat Lift and hurls him up overhead. Bryan goes about 9 feet in the air and comes crashing down on his back as the fans let out a collective "OHHHH". Ryback hits the ropes and takes Alvarez' head off with a killer clothesline. Bryan is completely out. Ryback pulls him up to his shoulders. he delivers his finisher he calls Shell Shocked. It's an easy 3 count.)
Winner: Ryback
Saxton: That was scary, Sir William.
Regal: I haven't seen anyone this strong since my aunt Pearl.
Saxton: Your Aunt Pearl?
Regal: Indeed. A terribly powerful woman. Quite comely except for the razor stubble on her back.
Saxton: Maria is in the ing.
Maria: An impressive debut Mr Ryback.
Ryback: I want to thank UWF and especially PNW for giving me the opportunity. Now it's up to me. That was the first. Many will follow and they will fall!
Maria: We look forward to it. Back to you Byron.
Saxton: Coming up William is PNW's Title Challenge. It's going to be a round Robin Tournament. Culminating with the Final Title match later this year in our Special show named 'GOLD'.
Regal: I have had the privilege...if you call it that, to appear in a Round Robin tournament. It is grueling but in the end a truer way to find the best as one fluke defeat will not eliminate you from the championship.
Saxton: I'm very excited about this and from what I hear our General Manager, Paul Heyman will announce the participants here next show.
Commercial for Trump Hotel & Casino
(Show returns ringside.)
Saxton: Up next Darren Young takes on Tama of the Sons of Samoa
Regal: I've seen this man, Darren Young. If he wrestled as well as he runs his mouth he would be the World champion.
Darren Young vs Tama w/Leakee
(Tama is joined by his partner, Leakee at ringside. D.Young is taking his time getting ready. Jawing and insulting some of the ringside fans. Tama has had enough and does a running dive out onto Young to the fans delight. Tama unleashes some big chops to his chest. Then a headbutt. He sends Young into the ring. When he enters Darren drops a falling Sledgehammer to Tama's neck. Then works on a necklock to try to wear down the Samoan. Young continues to target Tama's neck. He hits a Swinging Neckbreaker and covers for a 2 count. He goes for a legdrop off the 2nd rope but misses. Now Tama starts his comeback. Firing punches, kicks and chops. Tama hits a Powerslam then climbs the ropes for a Splash. But from nowhere Romero & Strong attack Leakee on the floor. Again using kendo sticks. Tama sees this and dsves at them onto the floor. He knocks them both over Now Leakee is up and they square off with their attackers but the ref has been counting and he gets to 10.) )
Winner By Countout: Darren Young
Saxton: Once again Strong and Romero have attacked the Sons of Samoa.
Regal: And Darren Young gets an undeserving win. He's lying in the ring totally oblivious. Actually I'm like that after one too many pints, but that's a story for another day I suppose.
Saxton: Maybe Maria will clue him in.
Maria: Darren...you won.
D.Young: I did?...of COURSE I DID! What's this Darren stuff? The name is "No Days Off" D.Young!
Maria: Right...So How did you win exactly?
D.Young: I...I..I did it like only the Honey Badger of Professional Wrestling could. Why don't you run the replay on the screen?
Maria: That's OK. I'm sure you would be bored. Back to you Byron.
(We see Young asking the referee on the sly what happened.)
Saxton: Unreal. This guy never stops.
Regal: They say its better to be lucky than good. This fella here has all of one and very little of the other.
Saxton: Switching gears it's time for Inside PNW with our host Don Coss.
Coss: Welcome to Inside PNW. This week our focus is on Jimmy & Jey Uso.
Jimmy: We were raised in this business. our dad is Rikishi. Plus of course we have many uncles and cousins.
Jey: This biz is in our blood.
Coss: The Usos are not just brothers their twins.
Jey: I'm the older brother. So Naturally I'm smarter, Hahaha.
Jimmy: He wishes, but I will say in the ring it really works for us. Sometimes we don't need to speak to communicate. It's a great advantage.
Coss: We asked the Usos about the Tag Division in PNW.
Jimmy: You saw it at Tag Wars. Bad Intentions, Our Cousins the Sons of Samoa, The Ascension. There's a lot of serious teams here.
Jey: But we have a message for one team, Sweet N Sour...you got lucky at Tag Wars. Get ready cause The Usos are coming for those belts.
Coss: These 2 young men have the future in their palms for sure. The sky is the limit for the Usos. For Inside PNW, I'm Don Coss. Good night.
Commercial for DirecTV
(Show returns)
Saxton: Sir William it's time for our big Main Event.
Regal: I've been quietly anticipating this match the entire evening. I have heard so much about this Dean Ambrose an wanted to see him in person.
Main Event: Dean Ambrose & Adam Pearce vs Willie Mack & Billy Jack Haynes
(Ambrose & Pearce enter to Ambrose' entrance theme, World's on Fire by the Prodigy. Mack & BJH enter to Willie's California Love by Tupac.
Haynes is going to start. finally pearce enters. BJH sees this and tags in Mack. Adam sees that and immediately tags in Dean as the fans boo. Ambrose and Mack hook up mack gets in some early offense. Tags in BJH who tosses Dean into the ropes and delivers a huge Back drop. Haynes hits a towering suplex on Dean and tags back in Mack. Willie hits a Running shoulder Tackle and covers but Pearce stomps on his head to stop the count. Then quickly gets back to the outside. Willie walks over towards him but Pearce jumps back down to the floor. This distraction helps Dean clear the cobwebs and he a clothesline t Mack. Now Adam jumps up pleading vehemently for a tag. Ambrose abides and Pearce comes racing in firing punches to the downed Mack.
Pearce is all over Willie hitting a side Slam and a knee drop. He tags in Ambrose who delivers a Vertical Suplex into a Powerbomb. He covers for a 2 count. He then locks in a Fujiwara armbar. Willie is trying to fight it but can only take so much. Luckily BJH runs in and breaks it up. Dean tags back in Pearce who signals for his Piledriver. He positions willie but somehow Mack back drops him over. He lunges and tags in Haynes. BJH is cleaning house on both men. But eventually Pearce has him in a Full nelson. Dean comes flying with a roaring Elbow but BJH breaks the hold and ducks. Dean lays out Adam. Haynes hits a haymaker on Ambrose sending him out the ring. Haynes grabs Pearce and locks in the Full Nelson. Adam submits! As the crowd cheers.)
Winners: Willie Mack & Billy Jack Haynes
Saxton: Big win for Haynes and Mack!
Regal: Mis-communication cost Dean and Adam here. But I was impressed with all 4 men really.
Saxton: Billy Jack Haynes has really been on a roll here as of late. Let's hear from the winning team.
Maria: Was this a satisfying victory for you both?
BJH: We won and I'm happy for that. But I still want o get my hands on Ambrose. This is far from over.
Mack: Billy said it right there. We got the win but I want Pearce 1 on 1 once and for all!
Maria: Well It looks this situation is far from over.
Saxton: Well Sir William, what did you think?
Regal: It was thoroughly enjoyable night. We have some great action here in PNW. I'm very happy to be a part of it.
Saxton: Well That's our show folks tune in next time when we will have the World TV champ here. Good Night. | |
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