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 | | Subject: PNW TV 6: Guess Whose Coming To Dinner? Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:59 pm | |
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Saxton: Hello everyone Welcome to Pacific Northwest Wrestling! I'm Byron Saxton alongside The Crippler Rip Oliver and we have some great wrestling action tonight as we are dealing with Post Wrestlemania Syndrome.
Oliver: Wrestlemania IV. Lived up to the hype. It was the BEST Wrestlemania ever. We saw thrills surprises and the crowning of 3 new World Champions.
Saxton: That's correct, Rip. Congratulations goes out to Magnum TA, The Skyscrapers and most of all Tully Blanchard is once again the World Heavyweight Champion. We are hoping to have the....
(World's On Fire from The Prodigy starts to play and out comes Dean Ambrose to the ring. The fans are heavily booing.)
Ambrose: How do you tell a great man from an ordinary one? Do any of you know? You see a GREAT man says something and then does what he says. A GREAT man steps up and is victorious in pressure situations. A GREAT man goes to a huge event....and steals the damn show! That makes me a GREAT man because that's what I did at Wrestlemania! (Fans really booing)
Ambrose: I am now not only the Blue Chip Franchise Player here in PNW. But I'm now the fastest rising star in all the UWF! I took out 3 wanna-bes at Wrestlemania because I was the only one being Showcased that night.
(Bad To The Bone plays and out comes Billy Jack Haynes)
BJH: What you are is a big mouthed, pompous ass! (Crowd cheers then starts to chant "You we're robbed")
BJH: You hear that? These people know the truth. They saw Wrestlemania.
Ambrose: Wait a second...Who are you again?
BJH: I'm Billy Jack Haynes.
Ambrose: Never heard of you. Now this time is for the winner at Wrestlemania. Not someone crying about it.
BJH: You're right, this is your time. The Main Event tonight is going to be your time too.
Ambrose: Of course! Now things are as they should be. Dean Ambrose in the Main Event. How do you know of this?
BJH: Well that's easy before I came out here Mr Heyman told me you was in the Main Event....against ME! (Crowd pops as Ambrose' eyes widen.)
Commercial for Tag Wars plays
Finkel: This is our opening contest!
Shiloh Jonze vs Jay Lethal
(Some generic Heroic music plays and out comes Jay Lethal. He is wearing a Captain america Mask. He has a fake hulk fist on his left hand and a toy Thor hammer in his right.)
Oliver: What is this idiot doing?
Saxton: It looks like he's gettng ready for the Avengers Movie. I know I can't wait for it myself!
Oliver: The Avengers? You mean Emma Peel and the old guy with the umbrella and top hat?
Saxton: Not quite. Welcome to the 21st century there, Rip.
(Once the referee gets Lethal to discard all his props the match begins. It's a nice competetive one for a while but then Jay hits a Springboard Clothesline. Then hits the Lethal Combination. He climbs up top and yells "Avengers Assemble!" Then delivers a top rope elbow. He covers for the 3 count.)
Winner: Jay Lethal
Saxton: The unorthodox Jay Lethal picks up the win.
Oliver: And poor Maria has to interview this geek.
Maria: Jay, that was a great win. But what's with this stuff??
Lethal: Well Maria. The Avengers Movie is coming. It's going to be awesome its got Thor, Ironman Captain America, Hulk, Hawkeye and the Black Widow.
Maria: You sure seem excited for it.
Lethal: I am. You think maybe you would go see it with me? I'll let you wear the Hulk hand.
Maria: Ummm I'll...let you know ok? Congratulations on your win. Back to you Byron.
Oliver: Hahaha. She got asked out by a goofball! heheheh
Lethal: I thought it was sweet. But regardless a excellent showing by Lethal.
Commercial for The Avengers Movie plays
(Show returns Backstage with GM Paul Heyman and Maria.)
Maria: Mr Heyman, the fans are waiting to find out who is the final team to enter Tag Wars?
Heyman: Well I said there was going to be a wild card. I went searching all over the world and found these two beasts. Going thru everyone they faced. I brought them here and they will be the final team.
Maria: But when do we get to see them?
Heyman: You'll see them at Tag Wars. or maybe sooner. Who knows? Now if you'll excuse me I have a call to take. Hello? Yeah I got him on tonight...
(Show returns to ringside.)
Cha Cha vs Princess Mia w/The Embassy
(Cha Cha hits a few arm drags early on but Mia uses her strength to gain the upper hand. She hits a Bulldog and gets a 2 count. She goes for another but Cha Cha throws her off and hits a dropkick she goes to the second rope but is distracted by Ernesto Osirus. This allows Mia to grab her and hit a Death valley Driver from the 2nd rope. 1.. 2.. 3!)
Winner: Princess Mia
Saxton: Another victory for one of the Embassy.
Oliver: You know I respect their talent but these guys are bullies.
Maria: Congratulations on your debut here in PNW, Mia.
Princess Mia: That's Princess Mia, you harlot!
Nana: You come into our ring you address us with respect! Or you will learn just like Sgt Slaughter learned. Roll the tape!
(On the screen we see a video of Slaughter coming out of a Denny's when from behind attacks Big John Studd. He hits big clubbing blows but then Sarge starts firing back rocking the big man but from behind Bashir smashes him with a garbage can. Then the 2 Embassy members grab him and toss him thru the window of Denny's we can here Ernesto's voice as the camera man. To the side we see Barrister RD Evans applauding.)
Nana: You see that?! That's what happens when you disrespect the Embassy!
Maria: You are all a bunch of cowards. I'm out of here.
(Evans cuts her off and she slaps his face. Now Abdul Bashir grabs her arm. Running into the ring is....Rip Oliver! Rip shoves Bashir away and helps Maria out the ring but before he can leave he is grabbed by Big John Studd. Rip tries to fight back but he is beaten down. Bashir hits the WMD on him then BJS has him in the Backbreaker. Then we hear Avenged Sevenhold's "Nightmare" play and in run 2 bald men. They run in the ring and start dismantling the entire Embassy. Bashir is Press slammed out to the floor onto RD Evans and Nana. Then Studd is double clotheslined over the top rope as the fans are on their feet loving it.)
Saxton: I know those men, they wrestle in Japan!
(Heyman comes out on the stage.)
Heyman: Allow me to introduce the 8th team for Tag Wars. Giant Bernard & Karl Anderson, BAD INTENTIONS!
The Embassy members are in shock. Trying to gather themselves as Bad Intentions plays to the crowd.
Commercial for Starbucks Coffee plays
(Show returns to ringside)
Saxton: Unfortunately my broadcast partner was brought to the back. Not sure as of yet the extent of his injuries. So I'm flying solo.
D.Young: Not so fast. No Days Off, D.Young is here to save the day.
Saxton: Oh great. I was better off alone. Let's send it to the ring.
Ding Dongs vs Rocky Romero & Roderick Strong
(As you would expect this is a massacre. Rocky & Roddy have their way the whole match. In the end Strong gets #2 to tap to the Stronghold.)
Winner: Rocky Romero & Roderick Strong
 
Saxton: Romero & Strong look ready for Tag Wars, Darren.
D.Young: That's D.Young to you. They definitely do. This Tag Wars show is gonna be off the hook for sure.
Maria: Tag Wars is around the corner. You guys look primed to go.
Strong: That we are. Anyone can see me and Rocky are at the top of our game and the PNW Tag Team Titles are coming our way.
Romero: So you like what you see Maria? I can't blame you. All the ladies do. You see It's not just that we dominate the competiton... We look good doing too. Haha!
Maria: No lack of confidence here. Back to you Byron.
Saxton: I gotta say this Tag Wars show has got me pumped. Do you have a favorite D.Young?
D.Young: It's a toss up but it's hard to go against the numbers game that The Embassy will no doubt employ.
Saxton: Personally I gotta go with the brothers. The Usos are my pick. Fans we'll be back.
Commercial for Trump Hotel & Casino
(Show returns ringside.)
Saxton: 6-Man Tag Team action coming up. The mysterious group The Ascension are slated next.
D.Young: I'm not really sure what to make of these guys. They get it done in the ring. But what's their angle?
Yoshi Tatsu, Ricochet & Jeff Farmer vs The Ascension w/Raquel Diaz
(Yoshi has the advantage most of the early way. He tags in to Ricochet who unleashes his innovative Hgh Flying Offense but he is cut short by a Scoop PowerSlam by O'Brian. He covers but Ricochet kicks out at 2. He tags in Farmer. Farmer conor tags in Tito. Farmer arm drags Colon. He goes for a Dropkick but misses. Tito hits a swinging Neckbreaker. Then all the members of Ascension start howling and poundind on the mat like wild animals. Tito tags in Cameron. He grabs Jeff and hits a head & Shoulder Suplex dropping him right on his head. He starts screaming towards the rafters. Then he locks in Night Terrors (Modified Camel Clutch). Jeff submits rather quickly.)
Winners: The Ascension
  
Saxton: Disturbing.
D.Young: These men need to be locked away in some institution not in the same ring as D.Young.
Saxton: Poor Maria. As if she didn't have a bad enough day.
Maria: Another impressive win. Up next is Tag Wars.
Raquel: The Ascension has risen and we will soon reach the pinnacle. Once he joins us, we will be unstoppable.
Maria: He? Whose he?
Raquel: He is the Chosen one. We are but his flock. The prophecy will hold true and all will fall before our feet.
Saxton: Ummmm WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
D.Young: Man I don't even know. They need a xanax.
Saxton: Switching gears it's time for Inside PNW with our host Don Coss.
Coss: Welcome to Inside PNW. This week our focus is on Sweet n Sour Inc. and the leader of that group, Larry Sweeney. We asked about the members of this organization.
Sweeney: Well I'll start with the sweet. Sammi Lane, the girl next door. But don't let that fool you. She can fight like a Hellcat. The Sour? Johnny Curtis & Derrick Bateman. The Best tag-Team in PNW.
Coss: Sweeney has spent sometime in SSW but never reached the level he thought he was capable of.
Sweeney: I was held back. I was blatantly the best Manager they've ever seen. But jealousy is terrible thing. The same thing is happening here. But I'm ready for it now.
Coss: We asked Sweeney how far will he go here in PNW.
Sweeney: The top. There's no place else acceptable. At Tag Wars it will be the our coming out party. I'll bring the champagne Hahaha.
Coss: Will Sweet n Sour Inc be celebrating at Tag Wars? We'll have to see. For Inside PNW, I'm Don Coss. Good night.
Commercial for Portland Trailblazers
(Show returns)
Saxton: It's time for our Main Event. Billy Jack Haynes gets in there with Dean Ambrose.
D.Young: Ambrose got lucky at Wrestlemania. I was going to break up that pin when Haynes grabbed me by the hair and allowed the ref to make the count. It's all Haynes fault.
Main Event: Dean Ambrose vs Billy Jack Haynes
(Ambrose enters to World's on Fire by the Prodigy. the fans give it to him as he enter the ring. A complete opposite reaction to hometown fav, BJH.
Match begins and Haynes is taking his frustrations out on an over-matched Ambrose. Haynes is capable of wrestling some but here he is just using his fists to batter his opponent. Dean goes to BJH eyes then whips him to the ropes for a backdrop but Billy reads it. He kicks Dean in the chest then clotheslines him out the ring as the fans cheer.
Dean waves his arms and starts to leave. BJH goes out after him and drags him back to the ring. He clocks him with another right then sends him back into the ring. As Haynes climbs back in Dean kicks the middle rope which catches BJH low. Now Dean has the advantage. He lays in a few hard stomps to the head and chest. He then applies a Crossface Chicken Wing. Luckily for Haynes he was close enough to the ropes to get a rope break eventually. Ambrose continued to work over BJH and then hits a Spinning Side Slam. He covers 1.. 2...NO. Ambrose yells at referee Danny Davis for counting slow.
Dean sits in the ring and starts to laugh. He then slaps the head of BJH then scoops him for he Midnight Special but Haynes counters to a roll up for 2. When Dean rises he is caught with a Spinebuster. Ambrose struggles up and BJH locks in the Full Nelson. Davis comes over to see if he quits. Then Dean kicks him right between the legs. Haynes turns it into a Full Nelson Slam. He covers but the ref has already called it off.
Winner by DQ: Billy Jack Haynes
Saxton: He did that purposely!
D.Young: I'm not sure it could have just been a knee-jerk reaction.
Saxton: He's a jerk all right! Maria has him on the exit ramp.
Maria: Dean why did you get yourself Disqualified?
Ambrose: I didn't do anything! I was about to escape the hold and the referee ran into me and calls the match! You never beat me Haynes! You NEVER will!
Saxton: This guy is delusional or just a plain liar.
D.Young: I'm not sure which but he's certainly not The Honey Badger of Professional wrestling!
Saxton: What does that even mean? That's our show folks. I guess I should thank D.Young for filling in. See you next time for more Pacific Northwest Wrestling.
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