OPENING PROMOS (Pre-recorded for DVD release)
PROMO #1 (Los Maximos)
Jose: Negro League you just dont get it. You can't beat us!
Joel: That's right we are the HLW tag team Champions. And we got us some back-up! (In Walks Henandez)
Hernandez; That's whats up cuz! I got yo back, get ready boys Super-Mex is gonna fly!
PROMO #2 (Randy Savage, Chris Candido & Tammy)
Candido: Mr Perfect, enforcer. Really? Nagata, you're done tonight! And no Special ref can change that.
Savage: Tonight The Macho Man becomes the HLW Heavyweight Champion. Yeah! But I'm telling ypu Candido, don't involve yourself I will beat Nagata by myself! Ohhh Yeahhh!
PROMO #3 (Rain)
Rain: A Light bulb Death Match! What the F&$k?! You made the biggest mistake in your life I'm gonna carve you up! And Cindy Rogers you make one move to stop it and my girl Lacey is gonna own your ass!
PROMO #4 (Human Tornado)
HT: Doug Williams. Yeah you said you was comin but now after I get through wit ya yall gonna be goin. Mr Excitement is no one's stepping stone. I do the steppin...all over your face!
PROMO #5 (Yuji Nagata)
Nagata: Savage you have a vicotory that is tainted thanks to Candido. now tonight I have to deal with you, him and Mr Perfect. It doesnt matter. No matter how high you stack the deck I will rise and show you my true fighting Spirit.
PROMO #6 (Curt Henning)
Henning: Am I gonna call it fair? I'm gonna call it the only way I can....perfectly!Match 1:
Hardcore Ninja #2
?????
----vs-----
Black Tiger
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????(Black Tiger enters the ring with the mask of Super Calo around his neck. Match is pretty one sided as Black Tiger dominates with a superior Mat wrestling style. He locks on a leg lock but Ninja gets to the ropes. Ninja goes for leg lariot but BT ducks it then hits a Belly to Back Suplex. Then follows with The Black Suplex, Tiger goes up top and finishes him off with a Moonsault.)
Winner: Black Tiger [6:22](After Tiger goes over and rips off the mask of Hardcore Ninja #2 as the fans boo.)
Match 2:
The Empire (Fedor Emelianenko & Vladimir Kozlov) w/ Shiek Adnan Al-Kaissie
Combined Weight 530 Lbs
Russia
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Beware Of Dog (Junkyard Dog & Koko B Ware)
Combined weight 529 Lbs
Theme music: Another One Bites The Dust- Queen
http://www.supload.com/Another-One-Bites-The-Dust-download-osLh32.html(match is dominat4ed by the Russians most of the way Fedor biels Koko over the top rope and to the floor as the crowd chant's "Holy Shit!" JYD Catches Kozlov with a Flying shoulder tackle for a 2 count. All 4 men in the ring and The Empire goes for thier finisher, Double Super-Brain Buster on Ware but JYD is ble to pull down fedor and suplex him on his head. Fedor rolls to the outside Koko fights off Kozlov and sends back to the mat. Then as he rises Koko hits a Top Rope Dropkick on him knocking himinto the arms of JYD who hits the Big Thump. Then Koko does a suicide dive onto fedor on the out side. JYD goes to the 2nd rope and hits a Coco-Butt. Adnan is ont he apron and JYD lays himout koko then does a spring board Splash on to Kozlov. The ref counts. 1.. 2.. 3!)
Winners: Beware of Dog [23:33]Match 3: Round 1 of HLW Women's Championship Tournament
Sara Del Rey
Martinez,CA
Theme music: Final Countdown- Europe
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Manami Toyota
Tokyo, Japan
Theme music: Squeeze Me- Kraak en Smaak
http://www.supload.com/listen?s=ZynTGD(Match is hard hitting s any men's match. These 2 women take and give no quarter. Manami hits a top rope cross Body block but Del Rey barely kicks out. Samoan Drop by SDR followed by a PowerBomb but Toyota counters with the Manami Roll! 1.. 2..
NO!!! Sara tries to retreat to the corner Manami tries to drag her out but the ref intervenes. As she does SDR jams a thumb to the eye of Toyota. Headbutt and a Tiger Suplex but Toyota kicks out. SDR is yelling at the ref for a slow count. Manami lands a hard kick and goes for The Japanese Ocean Queen Bee Bomb but SDR floats out and hits The Royal Butterfly! 1.. 2.. 3!)
Winner: Sara Del Rey [15:48](SDR grabs a mic.)
SDR: There, now you have real sub-compact Toyota. Cindy Rogers! I know you in the building tonight. Stop worrying about Lacey, Slashed tires and all that other nonsense. I'm tired of waiting for my chance I'm gonna take that belt and I'm gonna take you out...Death Rey style!Match 4:
"Superstar" Dolph Ziggler
221 Lbs
Hollywood
Theme music: Superstar- Lupe Fiasco
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Brayden Walker
247 lbs
Fort Wright, KY
Theme music: American Bad Ass- Kid Rock
http://www.supload.com/listen?s=EATNAJ (The Superstar does a lot of stalling at the start which seems to begin to get under Walker's skin. Then when he drops his guard Dolph attacks. Raining down forearms and stomps. he hits a Scoop power Slam and then a Jumping Elbow Drop. He now is playing uptothe crowd. But is being booed. He Applies a SleeperHold onto Brayden but Walker makes the ropes. Finally after a Lariot, Walker gains control. He hits a delayed Suplex then applies a Sharpshooter. Dolph makes the ropes for the break. Walker goes for a Bulldog but Ziggler throws him off and he flies into the Buckle. PAPARRAZI PLUNGE! 1.. 2..
No! Walker kicks out. Dolph goes for a Fireman's carry gutbuster. but Brayden elbows out and then hits a Spear. He follows with the Walkabout for the 1.. 2.. 3!)
Winner: Brayden Walker [12:58]INTERMISSION(During intermission the Masked HHH-Mark is handing out VHS Copies of his new Shoot interview. The younger fans are asking what the hell is a VHS tape. Then out comes Black Tiger. Masked HHH-Mark sees him and offers him a VHS tape. BT looks at it then smashes it over the head of HHH-Mark. He slams his head on the apron and rolls him into the ring. He then starts to remove his mask whe we start hearing....
http://www.supload.com/listen?s=po0yWlThe crowd is going crazy and out comes.....
Generico races into the ring Tiger goes for a clothesline but Generico ducks and Hits a Thesz Press and starts raining down punches BT shoves him off. But is caught with the Ole! kick. Tiger escapes as the fans are cheering and singing. Black Tiger is furious pointing up at Generico who points back.)
END OF INTERMISSIONMatch 5:
Mikey Whipwreck
189 Lbs
Buffalo, NY
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Kamala The Ugandan Giant w/ Shiek Adnan El-Kaissie
375 Lbs
Uganda(Its a mauling as Kamala decimates Mikey. He lands continuous overhand chops and eventually busts Mikey's head open from them. Mikey gets sent into the ropes and gets a double chop Thrust. Kamala follows that with a Splash and the win. He splashes Mikey once more post match.)
Winner: Kamala [4:45]Match 6:
The Negro League (The Gangstas & Shelton Benjamin) w/ Teddy Long & Naomi Night
Theme Music: Ruff Ryders Anthem- DMX
http://www.supload.com/listen?s=xIH2Y7
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Los Maximos (Joel & Jose Maximo) & Shawn Hernandez
HLW Tag Team Champions
Brooklyn, NY
Theme music: Fuego- Pitbull Feat, Don Omar
http://www.supload.com/listen?s=2NRJJx(The tag champs bring the crowd to life with thier popular new entrance once again joined by a hot Latina Dancing.)
(This might as well been billed as a Tornado Tag referee Robinson has not been able to keep much control. There's lots of fighting on the outside. At one point Maximos go for thier finisher on Mustafah but shelton hits a springboard Super Lungblower on Joel which gets a standing ovation along with "This Is HOOD!" chants. He makes the cover but Hernadez stops that. He Border Tosses Benjamin over the top onto New Jack. Then follows with The Big Man Dive on both of them. Joel is still down from the insane move by Shelton earlier. Jose hits a Hurracanrana on Mustafah and goes for the pin But Long has the ref distracted. Meanwhile on the outside Naomi has raked the eyes of Hernandez and hands New jack a Black Jack. Shelton and Hernandez are brawling outside Jose has now grabbed Long and decked him. But New Jack cracks Jose from behind with the foreign object. But before he can follow up the attack Joel is up and hits a Reverse DDT on NJ. The Blackjack falls down to the mat. Naomi sneaks in and low blows Joel. hernandez sees this and goes after Naomi who is running for her life. Shelton rolls in and hits The Gold Star on Joel and makes the cover. An exasperated Charles Robinson doesnt care who is legal anymore and counts 1.. 2.. 3!)
Winners: The Negro League [21:32](As the ring is being set-up Matt Striker comes out and asks if El Generico can please join him.)
Striker: Generico you are not part of the HLW roster.Generico: uhh No.Striker: Then I must inquire why is it you are here tonight and getting in the business of The Black Tiger. Generico: El tigre negro es malo. No gusto. Don't lika him.Striker: Because he is removing masks?Generico: Si. No gusto. Quiere un "TRUMP MATCH"Striker: You want a Trump Match with The Black Tiger? If you win you would get his contract and spot here in HLW. A contrat I'm told which is VERY lucrative.Generico: Mucho Money. Striker: Well I guess turn in to HLW Burn next week to see if this challenge is answered. Thank You El Generico.Generico: Si.Match 7: Light Bulb Death Match (Cindy Rogers and Lacey handcuffed outside the ring.
Rain
St. Paul, MN
Theme music: Desert Rain- Iced Earth
http://www.last.fm/music/Iced+Earth/_/Desert+Rain
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Serena Deeb
Fairfax, VA
Theme music: When I Grow Up- Pussycat Dolls
http://www.supload.com/listen?s=Q2q9ZX(There is an unmistakable buzz in the crowd. For the first time in UWF history there will be a Light Bulb dDeath match and the 2 combatants..... are women. The match starts slowly both women wary of the more than 2 dozen fluorescent light tubes around the ring taped to the ropes and stacked in the corners. Lacey and Rogers are outside watching the action handcuffed together with about a foot of chain between them. If Lacey moves too close tothe ring cindy snaps her back. Meanwhile Rain has Serena in a headlock. Deeb pushes her off towards the ropes but Rain pulls up short grabs a bulb turns around and smashes it over the head of Serena. The crowd is jolted Serena bleeds immediately. Rain slams her onto the smashed shards of the broken tube then grabs 2 more and breaks both of them over the mid-section of Serena. Rain has a wild-eyed look and she she pulls Deeb up and whips her to the corner but Deeb reverses and sends her into the corner smashing about 5 bulbs that were stacked there. Rain cries out in pain. Deeb races in and Monkey Flips her into the center of the ring. We can see a few cuts on the back of Rain. Deeb grabs a tube and races at the still down Rain and leg drops her with tube between her leg and the chest of Rain. The fans are oohing. Some parents are shielding their young children's eyes. Serena goes to pull Rain up by the hair but Rain grabs he from her waist band and uses a leverage move to pull Deeb face first into a corner of Bulbs. The fans chant "Holy Shit!".
Rain covers but only gets 2. Rain sets up two tubes on the mat and then looks to suplex Deeb but she counters and DDTs Rain onto the bulbs. Now Rain is bleeding from her head also. Lacey is going nuts outside but Rogers warns her to calm down. Serena sets up for The Spear as Rain is on queer street. She is about to hit when she stops. She looks around the arena. and shakes her head no. She grabs another bulb and smashes it over the head of Rain she goes under the ring and gets the tape the ring crew used to tape the bulbs to the ropes. she now goes to the 2 corners that still have bulbs unsmashed. She hoists up an almost lifeless Rain and tapes the bulbs around her body. The crowd is on their collective feet. Deeb looks in the face of Rain and slaps her. giving her a little bit of her senses back then she backs off. Rain is beginning to realize that she is covered in light tubes then her eyes open wide. She turns and Deeb hits The Spear! Glass flies everywhere. Deeb is badly cut on her shoulder she crawls over and covers 1.. 2.. 3!)
Winner: Serena Deeb [18:52](Rogers is applauding but Lacey catches her with a right hand then starts beating down on the champ. She is screaming for her to be uncuffed. Once they do so. Lacey kicks Rogers and goes for an Implant DDT on the outside but Rogers counters and Backdrops her onto the arena floor. Rogers applies a Dragon Sleeper but then she is cracked over the back of her head with a Light tube by ....
Sara Del Rey! SDR has another tube and breaks it over her back.Then kicks away at her. Security quickly run out and drags SDR towards the back. Rogers is up and charges and leaps at SDR she gets one or two shots in before they separate them again. It's total mayhem.)
(As the ring is being cleaned up HLW GM, Jack Tunney makes his way out.)
Tunney: Hello fans I hope you are enjoying Spring Quake! (Fans are chanting "Thank You!")
Tunney: No we here at HLW thank you! With out your support we would not exist. Now I wanted to come out and say a few words. First of all I have been notified that El Generico's challenge has been accepted. Next week on Burn El Generico faces The Black Tiger in a Trump Match!
Tunney: Next I want to announce that HLW will proudly be a part of the UWF Parade of Champions. We will be having our special show July 14th. Live from the home of the New York Mets, Citifield in Flushing, Queens,NY. And we will have a special musical guest. Alicia Keys! Its gonna be a fun night of laughs, music and the hardest hitting wrestling in the UWF. Tickets go on sale this Monday. Keep watching Burn for details on the great card for that night. Thank You again!Match 8:
"Mr. Excitement" Human Tornado
175 Lbs
Hollywood, AL
Theme Music: Everybody Dance Now- C & C Music Factory
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Douglas Williams
230 Lbs
The United kingdom(HT is a house of fire and has the crowd fully behind him chants of USA ring out sporadically during match as Tornado uses his speed and unorthodox offense to keep Williams off balance. But Doug is able to catch him with a Hot Shot which changes up the momentum. Now Williams begins to apply some mat wrestling holds such as an Inverted Gory Special. Then a stranglehold. HT is trying his best but Wiliams is a much more skilled scientific wrestler. Finally HT uses his flexibility to nip up and catch Douglas with a dropkick. Both men trade offense the rest of the way but when HT goes for the African Destroyer Williams hooks the top rope and HT hits his head on the mat.Then Williams moves in and hits The Chaos Theory for the win.)
Winner: Douglas Williams [13:11](Both men are exhausted and are receiving a hand from the crowd. Williams is up and offers his hand to Tornado. Tornado looks at him and shakes his head no. Then from behind he is attacked by
now Williams and Burchill lift him up Douglas climbs the ropes as Burchill gives HT an Atomic Backbreaker and holds him there as Williams comes off with Diving Knee Drop. The fans are booing as The 2 Brits hi-Five and leave the ring.)
Main Event: For the HLW Heavyweight Championship (Special Enforcer Mr Perfect)
"Macho Man" Randy Savage
Weight 270 Lbs
Sarasota, FL
Theme music: Black Ice - AC/DC
http://www.supload.com/music/Black-Ice-download-63XYD43KDF7S.html
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Yuji Nagata
HLW Heavyweight Champion
Weight 254 Lbs
Togane, Chiba, Japan
Theme music: Mission Blow(Match starts off fairly even both men trading shots and momentary adavantages. Candido is ringside he walks over to Henning and they exchange smiles. Inside the ring ref Joey has to warn Savage about closed fists. Nagata catches Randy with a series of elbows and then a Saito Suplex. Yuji goes for the nagata Lock III but randy escapes quickly. Savage hits a low knee and then a slam followed by a top rope sledgehammer.
Both men exchange a few near-falls. Nagata throws Savage out the ring and follows him out there. He goes for a verticle Suplex but Perfect stops him and orders him back to the ring. Yuji glares at Perfect as the fans boo but he does as instructed. Savage is up and looks at Perfect trying to figure him out. Perfect just smiles. Savage re-enters the ring and the match commences. Nagata hits an Exploder and goes for Nagata Lock II but Randy counters into a roll up 1.. 2.. No! Savage then does his Hair Pull Hangman across the top Rope. He looks at Candido and Perfect who are both smiling and he looks annoyed. He goes back in and covers but his hesitation gives Yuji time to kickout. He goes for his Savage Elbow but misses! Yuji locks in the Nagata Lock I. Candido jumps up on the apron the referee goes over to tell him to leave Mr Perfect rakes the eyes of Yuji and the hold is broken. Savage is up and hits a running knee drop on Yuji. He sees Candido arguing with the ref. He hops over the top rope and pulls Candido from behind off the apron. He shoves him.
"By Myself! I don't need your help! Interfere again and your ass is MINE!"
He shoves him again points his finger in his face and rolls back in the ring. Yuji is up and they are trading elbows in the center of the ring. Yuji gets the better of the exchange he goes to whip Savage into the corner but Randy reverses and Yuji reverses back and sends him the other way which is right into ref Joey. Both men are exhausted Nagata goes for an Exploder but Savage elbows out of it. Savage hits the ropes but is caught with a clothesline. . Yuji hits the ropes but perfect hooks his leg and Yuji lands face first. Savage gets up and sees Yuji down. He seems tobe asking what happened but he grabs him and suplexes him center of the ring he climbs up top. He looks over at Candido and Henning and back at Yuji. He leaps and hits henning with a double Sledgehammer!. Candido comes over and he gets laid out by right hand.
Macho rolls back in and tries to shake the ref to wake up he pulls up Yuji and slams him again. He is back up top but before he can come off Perfect pushes him off and Randy falls awkwardly and may have hurt his shoulder. Perfect races in rolls yuji over on Savage and counts really fast 1. 2. 3!)
Winner: Yuji Nagata [31:36]Henning is now screaming at Savage who is obviously hurt.
Perfect: All you had to do was play ball. You Moron it was gonna be Perfect! End of Show 
