Subject: XWA Presents UNREST 2016 (5/31/16) Thu Jun 25, 2020 12:57 am
UNREST 2016 Reitz Arena Baltimore, MD
(Before the Show begins out walks the UWF World Junior Heavyweight Champion, "Magnum" Adam Cole and Lauren.)
Lauren: Ladies and Gentlemen... I present to you... the longest reigning World Junior Heavyweight Champion in UWF history.... Adam Cole BAY BAY!
(Crowd is mostly booing there is a Bullet Club section that is giving him a standing ovation.)
Cole: Awwww. You mad? Hahaha! We TOLD YOU! And when Bullet Club says something you can take that to the bank! I have completely dominated this entire division. it's over. Now I want to dominate something else. John Cena... you think you're the top dog in the UWF? WRONG! I am the greatest champion in this industry. You are living in my shadow. Well come out come out! It's time for you to learn what everyoe else has. When you mess with Bullet Club... you get shot down!
(We hear Catch Your Breath play and out walks SSW's Finn Balor.)
Lauren: What are you doing here? This isn't War of the Worlds idiot. This is the champs time!!!
Balor: Lauren... Lauren... Please.... Shut the (BLEEP) up! (Crowd pops)
Balor: Cole... you talk about how your done with the junior division. You're looking at Cena and the Heavyweight title. Well buster, you're not done yet. At Wrestlemania you cheated to save that title. Everyone knows I had you beat then. So I notice you don't have a match tonight. So why don't we give these people what they want and let's finally have that rematch here tonight!
Cole: You really are deluded. All that Irish Whisky has ye a bit daffy. Why wait until tonight? Let's do this RIGHT NOW!
(The crowd pops for this. Lauren is pleading with Adam but he tells her to get out the ring. Balor takes off his jacket. They are glaring at each other. Then Karl Anderson slides in the ring behind Balor he turns him and hits a Gun Stun! The crowd is booing as Cole and Lauren are laughing. Cole and Karl high five as Adam grabs a mic.)
Cole: Jeezus! You are actually dumber than you look. You will NEVER get this title. You hear me? Go back to ESPN and maybe you can be the new host of First Take. Color commentate on Women's Bowling, whatever. But stay out of MY ring!
(Crowd is really booing as Shot Em starts to play and BC take their leave.)
Match 1: Naomi vs Mio Shirai w/Gedo
(Naomi is surprised to not see the other members of Triity around. She realizes that is an advantage for her and immediately dropkicks Mio. She whips her hard ito the buckle and follows with a Backsplash. Suplex by Naomi. She goes for a Legdrop but misses. Mio starts unleashing her striking offense. Lots of knees and elbows. Double Underhook Suplex with a float over. 1.. 2.. No! Naomi kicks out. Mio hits the ropes for a Lariat but Naomi ducks it and hits a Leg Lariat. She sends Mio into the ropes... Booty Call! !.. 2.. 3! Huge upset by Naomi who quickly slides out the ring and gets out of there before the rest of Trinity can come out.)
Winner: Naomi
Match 2: Bullet Club (Anderson, Gallows & Graves) vs Charm City Squad & Juice Robinson
(The former World Champs have had issues lately with the hometown rookies. But toight they start off strong and get Moose in their corner. They beat on him a while but he hits a double clothesline and then tags Swann who runs wild. He hits a Springboard Cross Body on Gallows for 2. Soon everyone is in and Graves catches Robinson in the Lucky 13 submission and Juice taps.)
Winners: Bullet Club
Match 3: La Sombra(c) vs Chris Candido - XWA Cruiserweight Champion
(Candido comes in wearing a "Make XWA Great Again" T-Shirt. He tells the referee, Paul Turner that he has to count in English. The ref just shakes his head at Chris and calls for the bell. They go back and forth on the mat. Candido felt like he could dominate in this type of battle but La Sombra is matching him hold for hold. Frustration kicks in and Candido jabs a thumb into the larynx of the champion. Now Chris takes over on offense. He executes a hanging Suplex and covers. 1.. 2.. kickout by La Sombra! Candido goes for a Backdrop but Sombra counters into a Sunset flip for a two count. Double Leg cradle by the champ but Chris kicks out again. Sombra stands up into a big Elbow shiver to the jaw. Choke-bomb by Candido! 1.. 2.. No! Single Leg Crab applied but Sombra is able to get the rope break. Sombra dropkicks Chris then does a Thesz Press. Candido's foot is on the ropes as the ref counts! 1.. 2.. NO! Paul Turner sees the foot and stops counting!
Candido charges Sombra but is caught in a Flapjack. Senton to the back of Candido. Out comes Tammy Sytch. She is slapping the mat telling Chris to stand up. The champ sets Candido up but Tammy has the ref's attention as he hits the Sombra Driver. The ref finally realizes and counts 1.. 2.. NOOO! Fans are unhappy with the slow count due to Tammy. Candido hits a clothesline that sends both men to the floor. They are trading right hands out on the floor. Turner is laying in the count. Candido hits a European Uppercut that staggers Sombra. Candido dives in the ring at 8. Tammy conveniently gets in Sombra's way as he is trying to enter as the ref reaches 10.)
Winner by Countout: Chris Candido (Still Champion: La Sombra)
(Crowd pops to hear Sombra is still champion. Candido and Tammy are irate at this news.)
Match 4: Sable vs Melissa Anderson
(The crowd is chanting at Sable "Melissa's gonna Killll you" This match never gets started though as Melissa doesn't wait for a bell and just hurls Sable over the ropes. She beats the holy hell out of her battering her into the crowd. The crowd is loving it. Sable is able to fight back some and throws a cup of beer in Anderson's face. Then rans her head into the back of a chair. But instead of pressing the advantage she takes off through the crowd with Melissa giving chase.)
No Contest
Match 5: Kenny King vs Raven
(Raven seems disinterested in any and everythig these days. King is not sure what to make of it. He turns his back and asks the ref what's going on and Raven springs out the corner and blasts Kenny from behind. Raven is all over KK. He hits the corner clothesline into the Bulldog but King kicks out the ensuing pin attempt. He cathes Raven with a Northern lights Suplex for a near fall. He goes for a Missile Dropkick and hits it. He covers but Raven gets his foot on the ropes. He signals for the Coronation but Raven counters into a short-arm clothesline then nails the Evenflow DDT. He gets the 3 count.)
Winner: Raven
Match 6: reDRagon vs Tongan Mob Bosses w/Lauren - UWF and XWA Tag Team Championship
(This feud has been going for a long time. Now both teams put up their belts. As reDRagon come out to their entrance theme 'Dance Away'. They stop Fish has a mic and informs Bullet Club that they said the would have an equalizer for Lauren. And here she is...
It's Scarlett Bordeaux!!! Kyle says she is the only woman "Red Hot" enough to run with reDRagon. Fans like this but you can see Lauren does not. Introductions are made and the match is on. A bit slower pace than the last time they faced off on XWA TV. Tama is keeping Fish off-balance with his unorthodox style. then of couse Fale easily out powers both of the World Champions. Fale Hits a Falling Powerslam on O'Reilly. In comes Tama Tonga who hits a Standing Frog Splash for 2. kyle fights back with a striking combinatio and tags in fish who hits a Sick Kick on Tama. Fale is in and Bobby is throwing hard calf kicks trying to immobilize the Tongan giant. He gets him down to a knee and hits him with a Sick kick and covers for 2. Kyle is in and looks for the Axe and Smash but instead is Caught and given the Grenade Launcher. Fale covers but Bobby Fish breaks it up. Bobby hits the ropes but is tripped up by Lauren. Scarlett begins chasing Lauren around the ring. She is almost up to her when she is caught by Tama who slams her on the floor.
In the ring Fale is roughing up Kyle a bit. he sends him into the corner and then races in for a corner Splash. but Kyle kicks him right in the head. Fale is staggered. Kyle then nails the Pendulum Lariat. Fale is stumbling backwards. He tags Bobby and they Double dropkick him over the ropes and to the floor. Kyle dives out on him. Fish is about to follow suit but is speared by Tama Tonga. 1.. 2.. No! Kyle is putting the Armageddon on Fale out on the floor. Its crazy as the ref is tryig to get them to stop fighting. Lauren grabs the XWA title belt and looks to toss it into Tama tonga. But Scarlett pulls her down snatches the belt and lays out Lauren with it as the fans go crazy! Tama is screamig at Scarlett and reaches over to grab her by the hair. Fish hits a Lungblower on him. Then in comes Kyle, they do the Throat Slash taunt then hit Tama with Chasing the Dragon! Fale tries to enter but Fish hits him with a dropkick as Kyle covers 1.. 2.. 3!)
Winners and Now both World and XWA Tag Team Champions: reDRagon
(reDRagon have finally beaten the Tongan Mob Bosses and regained the XWA Tag Team championship. They are handed both sets of belts as the crowd applauds.)
Match 7: Kazuchika Okada(c) w/Gedo vs Apollo Crews
(Okada looks confident. Apollo looks hungry. The fans look excited. The bell rings and Crews shoots out like a bullet. Throwing caution to the wind. And throwing everything he has at the champion. Okada rolls out the ring to get a breather he and Gedo are huddled. Apollo takes off with a Plancha on both of them. The fans love this start by the challenger. But Okada backdrops out a Powerbomb attempt then Dropkicks Apollo. He hits a Basement dropkick right to the side of Crews' head. Okada Hits Heavy Rain. Then goes for the top rope Elbow but misses. Powwerbomb by Apollo but Okada kicks out! Crews wants the Apollo Landing but its countered and Okada hits his Reverse neckbreaker. He whips him into the Buckle then looks for a backsplash but Apollo catches him and German Suplexes him. Standing Moonsault! 1.. 2..
No! Okada kicks out! Then we see Catrina slowly make her way out. Apollo gets Okada up and Press Slams him to the mat. Gedo jumps on the apron but gets flattened by a right cross. He then sees Catrina. Who raises the mysterious stone of hers and the lights go dark. Then she moves to the apron when the lights turn on she is standing there with her head down. When Apollo grabs her she raises her head...
Apollo is spooked for a moment. Okada comes from behind and dropkicks him in the back of the head. Diving European Uppercut connects. Okada pulls Apollo up... Rainmaker! 1.. 2.. 3!)
Winner and Still Champion: Kazuchika Okada
Main Event: John Cena(c) vs Kevin Steen - UWF World Heavyweight Champion
(Steen has been looking forward to this for a long time, tonight is his night. He knows it. He feels Cena knows it too. He beat Cena before he can do it again. Cena is tired of hearing guys like Steen disrespect him. He toppled the monster Vader. Taken on all comers. Yes Steen got past him in the tournament but Cena is the champion. And he wont give it up without giving anyone the fight of their lives.
That's what this is... a fight. Steen wanted it that way and John was oly too happy to oblige. Huge closed fists are connecting regularly. Neither man willing to show the other how bad they hurt. John lands a kick then hits a flying Shoulder block. He then drops the Five Knuckle Shuffle across the brow of Steen which cuts him open. He covers but Kevin kicks out. The fight spills to the floor. Cena whips Steen into the railing. He charges but Steen catches him and does a Reverse STO into the Railing! Cena is now cut as well.
Kevin knows he cant win by countout and throws Cena back in. He starts to stomp the head of the champ opening up the cut. He sends John into the corner and hits a Cannonball. He drags Cena out from the corner and covers for 2. Steen Signals for his Package Piledriver but Cena fights him and somehow gets Steen on his shoulders! Attitude Adjustment! 1.. 2.. NOOO!!! Steen barely kicks out. Cen gives him the Throwback then applies the STFU. Steen is i trouble but does get the rope break. Cena despite being bloody looks revitalized. He starts rocking Steen with right hands and his cut is pretty bad now too. Belly to belly Suplex by Cena and he covers but again its only for 2. Cena goes up the ropes for his Flying Legdrop Bulldog. but Steen moves and John hits hard. Kevin has him.... Pop-Up Powerbomb connects!!! He covers 1.. 2..
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Cena kicks out! Steen looks like a crazed madman. He pulls Cena up and brings him to the corner. He goes up and pulls Cena up and then the crowd gets hushed because Steen is looking for a Package Piledriver from the top rope! He could not oly end cena's run as Champion but maybe his career if this conects. but cena in an Amazing feat of strength powers up. He again has Steen up... Attitude Adjustment from the top rope!!!!! 1.. 2.. 3!)
Winner and STILL Champion: John Cena
(Cena holds up the belt to an appeciative crowd. Then all of a sudden Adam Cole has entered the ring. Cena turns and clenches his fists ready for a fight. But Adam raises his belt then lowers it and looks at Cena's. Then looks up and gives John the Finger Gun Taunt as the show ends.)
